Don't blame me...Look, dude, I get that you're upset. But I fail to see how any of this is my fault. As you should know by now, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
When you asked me to move your car across the street to avoid a ticket, you probably should've known it was going to end up like this. With your brand new Kia Sportage on the roof of a Dunkin Donuts -- with the hubcabs missing for some reason.
How did it happen? Maybe you should ask yourself that. Ever think about that?